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This Swine Life: Pig Named 6-7 Pardoned by Miami Dade County Leader.
Although not quite at the identical stature as sparing holiday birds, but the Miami-Dade County mayor conducted a Donald Trump moment this week by ceremoniously saving the life of a swine named Six Seven.
Daniella Levine Cava executed the holiday gesture at the Cuban-style Latin Cafe 2000 in the heart of Miami’s Little Havana neighborhood.
“This pig is innocent. Clemency is justified for her. She has committed zero crimes,” declared Levine Cava in a speech with inescapable allusions to the vast quantity of executive clemencies issued from the start of the commencement of a new presidential term.
“Except perhaps for eating six or seven apples per day,” she went on. “May this pig enjoy a prosperous future free from concern.”
The event, simultaneously observing and challenging the local cultural practice of consuming swine during the holidays, was founded to replicate the yearly bird sparing at the White House.
The pig, contributed by a first responder, was given its name from the modern linguistic fad of young people exclaiming “six-seven” – inspired by a hip-hop line – often for no discernable reason. The craze became so widespread that a leading lexicon site recently made “six-seven” its top term for the year.
A Peaceful Retirement
The pardoned swine is now set to enjoy its days at a farm sanctuary “away from grills and cookware”, according to the organizers' announcement.
“The annual pig pardon has become a beloved tradition to open the end-of-year celebrations,” said the event host, in a decidedly positive message.
“It embodies the character of Miami: vibrant, diverse, and based in heritage that bring people together. Every time, we are honored to observe culture and compassion in a way unique to Miami.”
Attendees enjoyed a meat-free selection of spinach fritters and Cuban coffee as they marked the swine's new lease on life.
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